this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
Randomize
