no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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