Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
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