i don't plan on having that self control this summer
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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