two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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