did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
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