Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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