Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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