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  There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me.

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  Punch her baby.

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• (561): View more from Florida

  he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.

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  you for real need to get over him dude

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???

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• (360): View more from Washington

  Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.

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• (530): View more from California

  I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.

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