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• (518): View more from New York

  He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.

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• (209): View more from California

  AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.

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• (949): View more from California

  I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.

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• (807): View more from Ontario

  he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?

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  I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?

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  Can you ship it to me then?

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• (284): View more from British V.I.-Carib

  they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"

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• (805): View more from California

  I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.

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• (561): View more from Florida

  I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?

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• (941): View more from Florida

  When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress

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• (551): View more from New Jersey

  YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?

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