if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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