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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets

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• (352): View more from Florida

  Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.

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  And if not?

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  ...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  Did we just second hand smoke crack?

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