On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
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There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
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I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
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