I'm really into asian looking animals
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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