singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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