He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
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