dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
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I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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