Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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