Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
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I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
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He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
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