He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
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