so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
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how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
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now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
wow bdsm is so cute
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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