Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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