Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
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Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
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Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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