Come see our sink grown plant.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
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no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
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he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
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