are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
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My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
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I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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