Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
He kissed a someone with a penis
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
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...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
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Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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