im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
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I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
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Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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