happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
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Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
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On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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