The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
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