He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I love having hate sex.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
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Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
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I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
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