I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
There was a lot of him and a little penis
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
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