Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Randomize
