Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
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I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
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third nipple confirmed
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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