i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
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