So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
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your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
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Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Randomize