i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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