I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
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