if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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