But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
I just found a bag of teeth...
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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