Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Randomize