he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
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