i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
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States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
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So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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