My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
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