He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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