Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
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