Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
