I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
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