Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
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He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
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I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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