i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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