oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
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my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
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My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
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