Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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