He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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