remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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