Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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