apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
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Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
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I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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