So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I think my moral compass just broke
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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