I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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