What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
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I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
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He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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