I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
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Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
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we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
pray to the hookup gods
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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