I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
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sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
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Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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