I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
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He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
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Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
how does that bad decision feel?
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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